CRAPTASM

IT IS TIME.

Thu, 17 Feb 2011 12:51:22 -0500

THEY’VE DONE MADONNA. THEY’VE DONE MICHAEL JACKSON. THEY’VE DONE BIEBER. THEY’VE DONE GAGA. THEY’VE DONE BRITNEY.

NOW.

IT IS TIME.

BACKSTREET BOYS AND NSYNC. ON GLEE. START THE MOVEMENT.

KALU. BEST IDEA EVER.

i just realized i say “i die” a lot. -points down at two last posts- so lame.

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:47:34 -0500

i just realized i say “i die” a lot. -points down at two last posts-

so lame.

shawnbrackbill: Yuri Pleskun | Siki Im A/W 11 © Shawn...

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 22:46:11 -0500

shawnbrackbill:

Yuri Pleskun | Siki Im A/W 11

© Shawn Brackbill

http://dossierjournal.com/style/fashion/chronicles-on-ny-fashion-week-fall-2011-day-2/

omfg the pleskun. srsly this kid. i die.

for-bittenlove: Whoa. That’s intense. holy shit. and this is...

Sun, 13 Feb 2011 02:50:05 -0500

for-bittenlove:

Whoa. That’s intense.

holy shit. and this is why i love both of them SO HARD.

paul-mccharmley: ifonlyyouwerefood: abr0hamlincoln: pizzaisall...

Sat, 12 Feb 2011 01:56:09 -0500

paul-mccharmley:

ifonlyyouwerefood:

abr0hamlincoln:

pizzaisallah:

(via b0mb-pussy)

ugh fuck toaster strudels this is where it’s at

wild berry pop tart :/ not the same. toaster strudels = awesome. wild berry pop tarts = lame and totally trying to make kids think they’re awesome with their blue stripes but. they were gross.

i don’t know why it was important to me to say this. xD but it was.

New message from Emma

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 13:52:24 -0500

watsonlove:

Hi everyone, I just wanted to let you know that the rumours are true - I’m
going to be playing Sam in “The Perks of Being a Wallflower” opposite Logan
Lerman. Love Em xx

OMFG. YAY! i love them both so hard.

who in the roleplaying world decided that:

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 23:23:48 -0500

numbersix-:

sirius black and marlene mckinnon would have been an item

that the carrow sibs had an incestuous relationship

that purebloods all had arranged marriages

that alice’s maiden name was logan

that sirius was a sex god

etcetcetc

dude, yes. it’s insane. i have NEVER gotten the sirius sex god thing. i mean, i don’t recall jk being like, he’s “brave, loyal, reckless, embittered and slightly unbalanced by his long stay in Azkaban” andddddddd also a HUGE whore. even when he was younger, i just — i don’t know. xD i dun git it. -.-“

popculturebrain: First Look: Meryl Streep As Margaret...

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 14:09:21 -0500

popculturebrain:

First Look: Meryl Streep As Margaret Thatcher in The Iron Lady | Deadline

that’s awesome wrapped in a big bow of amazing.

I'M ADDICTED TO DIDDY

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:54:00 -0500

kalsify:

it’s like getting in touch with my inner white chick badass.

… wait. i am a white chick badass. NEVERMIND. =d

[obv, take with grain of salt xP]

………. white chick? xD

demova: You are not LaBeouf. okay was i the only one who was...

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:47:28 -0500

demova:

You are not LaBeouf.

okay was i the only one who was like …….. shia? when they would say shit like that?

Love at First Photography: WIN A BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000 THIS VALENTINES! :)

Tue, 08 Feb 2011 04:45:13 -0500

Love at First Photography: WIN A BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000 THIS VALENTINES! :):

loveatfirstphotography:

I was planning of holding a giveaway like this for a very long time now, but one thing that bothers me is what item to give. So I was thinking of an object that is superb and amazing yet not-so-expensive, and guess what!? I found the perfect one, BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000! I was like asking for…

jesusbale: pygmygeek | championhitler |...

Mon, 07 Feb 2011 02:36:07 -0500

jesusbale:

pygmygeek | championhitler | sircrowley | hmizzle | surrenderlove | annahinks

(via annahinks-deactivated20100923-d)

omfg now i NEED to go find my brick dvd. that movie is fucking amazing.

this is a really shitty picture of me but i don’t...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 23:20:20 -0500

this is a really shitty picture of me but i don’t care.

the point is that anyone who knows why this sweatshirt is awesome …… is awesome.

"LIKE A VIRGIN" SUPERNATURAL REVIEW

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 23:08:52 -0500

SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
SAM IS BACK!
wait i’m not sure why i’m so excited. i mean … now he’s all like “i gotta fix things” “things gotta be right” “i gotta heal the darkness inside me”. or okay he didn’t say the last one, but still. i don’t care. why does sam’s perpetual mission seem to be to put the pieces back together?! CAN WE NOT FIND HIM SOMETHING ELSE TO DO?
… maybe i liked him better without a soul.
and then dean’s like “sam is a good person” “really bobby” … “really”.
this is not at all accurate to the actual show dialogue BUT LIKE, YEAH, I MEAN, IDK. I’M JUST OVER THIS SAM IS THE FUCKUP AND DEAN SUPPORTS HIM SHIT.
new bromance plotline please.
in other news, i super loved all the pop-y references tonight. like:

SAM: “So what kind of things like virgins and gold?”

DEAN: “P. Diddy?”

DEAN: “You think Batman tried to rape her?”

DRAGON DUDE: “Where’d you get that sword?”

DEAN: “Comicon.”

DEAN: “Can you make a couple calls?”

BOBBY: “Like where? Hogwarts?”

gah. spn. fucking love. OH AND DUDE, WHO ELSE APPRECIATED THE SAM / CAS MOMENT?!
i mean i’m all for dean/cas and their love but … it was cute to get to see cas and sam have a chat. when cas reached out to hug him i was like AWWWW!
AND THEN SAM REJECTED HIM. AND WAS LIKE I WOULD HUG YOU BUT AND CAS HAD TO BE LIKE IT WOULD BE AWKWARD!
WTF?! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! C’MON!
HUG HIM!
HUG!
HUG!
HUG!
i feel like i’m someone’s mom at a weird keg party where the keg is fully of teddy bears. but still.
also i want bobby to get back with this doctor lady. she knows about old stuff and isn’t afraid to make faces at dean.
moving on. i’m intrigued by this mother person thing. but i’m also like IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE BUFFY LIKE SHE’S THE FIRST LIKE SHE’S THE MOTHER OF ALL EVIL LIKE IF JASMINE OFF ANGEL AND THE FIRST OFF BUFFY HAD A BABY LIKE THAT IS THAT WHAT SHE’S GONNA BE?
cause if so, lame. :/
but still yeah, overall?! it was funnier than some eps have been lately. i liked the dragon plotline. i’m a little skeptical about this whole mother plotline, and i’m over sam struggling for redemption, which is why the points total took a hit. but. maybe i’ve just been having a really shitty week, but spn made it better. so.
8/10!

tenthofjune: THEY’RE BAAAAAACK! SO EFFING STOKED. and with an...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 15:10:44 -0500

tenthofjune:

THEY’RE BAAAAAACK!

SO EFFING STOKED. and with an episode titled “like a virgin” no less. CAN’T WAIT. literally counting the hours.

"There’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in light In the fine print they tell me..."

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 05:13:41 -0500

“

There’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in light
In the fine print they tell me what’s wrong and what’s right
And it comes in black and it comes in white
And I’m frightened by those that don’t see it

When nothing is owed or deserved or expected
And your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected
If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected
Decide what to be and go be it

There was a dream and one day I could see it
Like a bird in a cage I broke in and demanded that somebody free it
And there was a kid with a head full of doubt
So I’ll scream til I die and the last of those bad thoughts are finally out

”

- Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise —- The Avett Brothers

i’m just sitting around listening to this on repeat. ...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 05:06:00 -0500

i’m just sitting around listening to this on repeat. it’s five am. it’s not that i’m not sure why i’m still awake; i know why i’m still awake. it’s that i’m not sure why i care. it’s not like i have anything better to do.

i guess i could repair my mental state through voluntary unconsciousness.

the avett brothers just get me.

MOZZIE: It’s worse, I’m in the system.NEAL: Not...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 00:37:00 -0500

MOZZIE: It’s worse, I’m in the system.
NEAL: Not quite.
MOZZIE: Ivan Bliminse? The Invisible Man? That’s appropriate.

it’s not that i don’t love peter and neal. it’s just that i love mozzie and neal more.

THOUGHTS ON TONIGHT'S TVD

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 21:08:03 -0500

SPOILER WARNING I GUESS IF YOU WERE SO LAME AS TO NOT WATCH.

anyway. CAROLINE. FUCKING LOVE. FOR DAYS. YOU ARE A BADASS AND ILY.
but my main thought: TYLER. WHAT A LITTLE BITCH.
seriously. WTF?! CAROLINE STOOD UP FOR YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIME. SHE CONSISTENTLY LOOKED OUT FOR YOU. way to go from liking her one ep to being okay with her torture and death the next. real classy.
also, sometimes i feel bad that i’m watching a show supposedly about elena and stefan and yet they’re the two i find the most boring. aside from bonnie and jeremy, who together MAKE ME WANT TO DIE. but srsly, if every episode could just be damon, caroline, and maybe a little tyler or matt to spice things up, i’d be okay.
okay i take it back, i thought about it for 0.0000002 seconds and i hate bonnie and jeremy more. i throw up a little in my mouth every time they’re on screen together.
john’s got a sexy voice. even for a little lying asshat.
i didn’t like michaela as lindsey on one tree hill and i don’t like jules on tvd. she should go back to law and order: svu where i actually wanted to listen when she talked and not just scream in frustration at the stupidity. and yes, i am aware she doesn’t write the episodes. still.
katherine never looks as emaciated as i feel like she should. am i the only one wanting anorexia in the extreme when she pops up in the cave? instead she wanders around like a confused little bat or something and that’s about it. LAME.
ian somerhalder’s eye rolls and shit make me pee a little. with laughter. i love him but ………… you could tone down the ironic eye widen just a touch there, killer.
last thought: STILL LOVING CAROLINE. I HOPE SHE GOES AND GETS SOME KRAV MAGA TRAINING OR SOMETHING AND BECOMES THE MOST BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. fuckyea.

"i may have to go get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder."

Thu, 03 Feb 2011 20:07:00 -0500

““i may have to go get a hero hairdo of my own and steal your thunder.””

- DAMON SALVATORE

THERE IS NOTHING ABOUT DAMON I DO NOT LOVE.

also, mad hugs to whoever wrote him into a shower at the beginning of the ep.