sirius black and marlene mckinnon would have been an item
that the carrow sibs had an incestuous relationship
that purebloods all had arranged marriages
that alice’s maiden name was logan
that sirius was a sex god
dude, yes. it’s insane. i have NEVER gotten the sirius sex god thing. i mean, i don’t recall jk being like, he’s “brave, loyal, reckless, embittered and slightly unbalanced by his long stay in Azkaban” andddddddd also a HUGE whore. even when he was younger, i just — i don’t know. xD i dun git it. -.-“
I was planning of holding a giveaway like this for a very long time now, but one thing that bothers me is what item to give. So I was thinking of an object that is superb and amazing yet not-so-expensive, and guess what!? I found the perfect one, BLACKBERRY BOLD 9000! I was like asking for…
wait i’m not sure why i’m so excited. i mean … now he’s all like “i gotta fix things” “things gotta be right” “i gotta heal the darkness inside me”. or okay he didn’t say the last one, but still. i don’t care. why does sam’s perpetual mission seem to be to put the pieces back together?! CAN WE NOT FIND HIM SOMETHING ELSE TO DO?
… maybe i liked him better without a soul.
and then dean’s like “sam is a good person” “really bobby” … “really”.
this is not at all accurate to the actual show dialogue BUT LIKE, YEAH, I MEAN, IDK. I’M JUST OVER THIS SAM IS THE FUCKUP AND DEAN SUPPORTS HIM SHIT.
new bromance plotline please.
in other news, i super loved all the pop-y references tonight. like:
SAM: "So what kind of things like virgins and gold?"
DEAN: "P. Diddy?"
DEAN: “You think Batman tried to rape her?”
DRAGON DUDE: “Where’d you get that sword?”
DEAN: “Can you make a couple calls?”
BOBBY: "Like where? Hogwarts?"
gah. spn. fucking love. OH AND DUDE, WHO ELSE APPRECIATED THE SAM / CAS MOMENT?!
i mean i’m all for dean/cas and their love but … it was cute to get to see cas and sam have a chat. when cas reached out to hug him i was like AWWWW!
AND THEN SAM REJECTED HIM. AND WAS LIKE I WOULD HUG YOU BUT AND CAS HAD TO BE LIKE IT WOULD BE AWKWARD!
WTF?! IT WOULD NOT BE AWKWARD! C’MON!
i feel like i’m someone’s mom at a weird keg party where the keg is fully of teddy bears. but still.
also i want bobby to get back with this doctor lady. she knows about old stuff and isn’t afraid to make faces at dean.
moving on. i’m intrigued by this mother person thing. but i’m also like IS THIS GONNA BE LIKE BUFFY LIKE SHE’S THE FIRST LIKE SHE’S THE MOTHER OF ALL EVIL LIKE IF JASMINE OFF ANGEL AND THE FIRST OFF BUFFY HAD A BABY LIKE THAT IS THAT WHAT SHE’S GONNA BE?
cause if so, lame. :/
but still yeah, overall?! it was funnier than some eps have been lately. i liked the dragon plotline. i’m a little skeptical about this whole mother plotline, and i’m over sam struggling for redemption, which is why the points total took a hit. but. maybe i’ve just been having a really shitty week, but spn made it better. so.
There’s a darkness upon me that’s flooded in light
In the fine print they tell me what’s wrong and what’s right
And it comes in black and it comes in white
And I’m frightened by those that don’t see it
When nothing is owed or deserved or expected
And your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected
If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected
Decide what to be and go be it
There was a dream and one day I could see it
Like a bird in a cage I broke in and demanded that somebody free it
And there was a kid with a head full of doubt
So I’ll scream til I die and the last of those bad thoughts are finally out
”—Head Full Of Doubt/Road Full Of Promise —- The Avett Brothers
i’m just sitting around listening to this on repeat. it’s five am. it’s not that i’m not sure why i’m still awake; i know why i’m still awake. it’s that i’m not sure why i care. it’s not like i have anything better to do.
i guess i could repair my mental state through voluntary unconsciousness.
“A British Superman?! It’s bad enough that James Bond is British! Superman is American! His name is SuperMAN not Smashing Gent. And let’s remember…let’s remember his spaceship crash landed in Smallville, Kansas not Uppington-Upon-Tweed-Wee-Chestershire. For God’s sake! The man gets his power from the sun. How could he be British? They don’t have a sun. They’re misplaced lifeforms. And what’s Superman gonna do? Fly up to the roof tops to sweep yer chimney, Guvna? ‘Here, Miss, I can use me x-ray vision to tell you what’s in that Sheppard’s pie. Blimey! It’s bits of Sheppard.’ Superman stands for truth, justice, and the American way. Which means flying on the right side of the road. So, British people, if you want a superhero of your own, try something more in line with your strengths. Like Alfred. He’s got a British accent and he does everything the rich American tells him to. That’s something you can relate to. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Take that, 2006.”—Stephen Colbert on Superman Henry Cavill (via awkbergs)
do you like eating spinach? because otherwise i think you should say no to that shit. you ain't no popeye.
IKR?! who the fuck likes eating spinach? i mean maybe with other things, like a shitton of dressing and raisins and croutons and cheese that hides the flavor of spinch, but not just spinach. that’s for assholes.
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE FEELING LIKE AN APOSTROPHE IS NECESSARY TO MAKE A NAME PLURAL.
There are not “four Sarah’s in this class” there are “four Sarahs in this class”. There may be “four Sarah’s Cookies in this class” but I wasn’t there so I don’t know. All I do know is that “I hang out with a lot of Jessicas” but I don’t “hang out with a lot of Jessica’s”. And I have met “more than a few Thomases” in my time but I don’t know the last instance in which I felt it necessary to talk about going to “spend time with the Thomas’s”.
This has been a grammar rant.
I’m sure someone will find something grammatically wrong with something I wrote above. I’m okay with that.